Alexio Buchanino’s crazy adventures in Italy!

This is a special post in my Blog to demonstrate how, in the course of my every day job, I am forced to rub shoulders with those elusive people not normally in the public eye.

Here is but one example: the infamous and as yet, still not quite a Double ‘O’ operative but nearly there, secretive agent, looking suave and sophisticated as usual…

In the picture below, in order to maintain his anonymity, he has been cunningly disguised to look like an angelic young lad, who couldn’t melt butter in his mouth, even if he tried…

aka Buchanino, Alexio Buchanino (MI5)
aka Buchanino, Alexio Buchanino (MI5)

Perhaps we should have a look at some his exploits now, starting with, ‘How to drive a RIB in circles’

Then, when you’ve finished going around in circles, you need to learn how to go in a straight line and maybe get some ‘air’ too.

…and now a little practice before the wake-boarding competition, the one that actually never happened as it was top secret and nobody knew about it and those that did had to be shot!

Then some practice eluding the ‘bad guys’; all secret agents need to know how to do this!

and finally, learning how to avoid capture using any available means of transport!

A word to the wise, if you are an aspiring secret agent, you must be able, like Alexio can, to do all of the above, otherwise HM Government is never going to accept you.

Live long and prosper, as someone from Star Trek once said.

This has been another Captain Corbett’s Adventure.  If I’m not on Jersey teaching a private tuition Day Skipper theory or Yachtmaster theory course, then I’m either spending time with someone on their boat, giving them the confidence to take their boat out with their family and friends on board or I’m off somewhere exotic delivering a boat. Either way, I’ll write it up and put it on the Blog for you all to see, so keep popping back to see my most recent adventures.